I'm an Avenger. I'm a #$@$@# super hero!

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Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:27:22 -0400

candlebud: Wolfmother - The Joker and The Thief

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 09:32:00 -0400

Wolfmother - The Joker and The Thief

How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad? Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad. I'm the kind of gal who laughs at a funera.l Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will. I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve. I have a history of taking off my shirt~ (Shut up I'm listening to shitty music, you do it to me)

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 09:28:00 -0400

I most certainly do not do it to you because I do not listen to “”“shitty”” music, thank you very much. My taste in music is the pinnacle of greatness and you know it. Except that one year. But everyone had a Linkin Park phase. Everyone.

imalittlebroken

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:11:08 -0400

originalwebslinger:

imalittlebroken:

Sorry. Spider-man-child. I’m sad I missed it, did your aunt throw you a bar mitzvah? I bet it was a real to-do.

Was there cake involved? Because I take back everything I said if I get cake out of it.

Yeah we had a huge party at Avengers mansion. Everyone was invited. Except… Er, I think yours got lost in the mail?

Oh. Secret missions and all that, sort of don’t have a lot of time to check my personal mail. I accept your implied apology and..

….

I want cake.

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Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:10:03 -0400

dontladymeson: imalittlebroken: dontladymeson: You stare at my butt when you’re fighting? No! …...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:55:04 -0400

dontladymeson:

imalittlebroken:

dontladymeson:

You stare at my butt when you’re fighting?

No! … Mostly. Mmmmost of the time. I pay attention to the fight! I’m a multitasker. It’s one of my many positive traits. I can concentrate on things even in the face of such distractions as your arse.

Hey! Don’t you call my butt a distraction just ‘cause it looks good in latex.

It’s a compliment! And, okay, not to be crude, but it wouldn’t have a blog dedicated to it if it didn’t catch some kind of notice. From me or otherwise.

dontladymeson: imalittlebroken: dontladymeson: Don’t read too much into your eyes never being off...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:50:59 -0400

dontladymeson:

imalittlebroken:

dontladymeson:

Don’t read too much into your eyes never being off my behind?

Exactly. And they’re not never off your behind. I look at other stuff, when we’re actually fighting. Honestly.

You stare at my butt when you’re fighting?

No! … Mostly. Mmmmost of the time. I pay attention to the fight! I’m a multitasker. It’s one of my many positive traits. I can concentrate on things even in the face of such distractions as your arse.

dontladymeson: imalittlebroken: dontladymeson: imalittlebroken replied to your link: There is a...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:46:10 -0400

dontladymeson:

imalittlebroken:

dontladymeson:

imalittlebroken replied to your link: There is a blog dedicated to my butt.

Instantaneous follow.

You stare at my butt in real life, why do you need a blog for it?

I’m just making sure you look good, don’t read too much into it. I am also jealous that I didn’t think of the idea first.

Don’t read too much into your eyes never being off my behind?

Exactly. And they’re not never off your behind. I look at other stuff, when we’re actually fighting. Honestly.

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Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:32:13 -0400

dontladymeson: imalittlebroken replied to your link: There is a blog dedicated to my...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:26:34 -0400

dontladymeson:

imalittlebroken replied to your link: There is a blog dedicated to my butt.

Instantaneous follow.

You stare at my butt in real life, why do you need a blog for it?

I’m just making sure you look good, don’t read too much into it. I am also jealous that I didn’t think of the idea first.

imalittlebroken

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:19:16 -0400

originalwebslinger:

imalittlebroken:

That’s funny, I didn’t realized “rugged good looks and chiselled jaw line” were synonymous with “you still look like a man-child”

Man-child? That’s hurtful. Really. I grew out of my man-child phase months ago.

Sorry. Spider-man-child. I’m sad I missed it, did your aunt throw you a bar mitzvah? I bet it was a real to-do.

Was there cake involved? Because I take back everything I said if I get cake out of it.

imalittlebroken

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:56:21 -0400

originalwebslinger:

imalittlebroken:

It was a SHIELD mission, not an Avengers mission. Work for SHIELD and you can go all kinds of places. But next time I am on an Avengers assignment, I’ll request you to come with. But you can’t wear your mask. Too hot, you’ll sweat like crazy. Plus, my missions are usually undercover. As in no Spider-things.

Ahh, well then, there’s the problem. I can’t work for SHIELD. They still don’t even know who I am under the mask. Still don’t get paid for all the Avengers stuff. You’re just adding that in there so you can stare at my rugged good looks and chiselled jaw line. *Pauses for a moment before laughing.* Sorry, I thought I could keep a straight face when I said that.

That’s funny, I didn’t realized “rugged good looks and chiselled jaw line” were synonymous with “you still look like a man-child”

dontladymeson: “SHE’S A WOMAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU BETTER...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:55:00 -0400

dontladymeson:

“SHE’S A WOMAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU BETTER LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME, YEAH. SHE’S GONNA SET YOU FREEEEEEE~”

Girl, have you ever once had a costume change? Because I can't remember one. And it would help if there wasn't, like, a billion other Spider-Women and Spider-Girls out there.

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:53:45 -0400

Once. Sort of. It was more or less the same costume but it covered my hair.

I regret that. And I think it is time for an update. But it’s all been done, with all the Spider-hyphens out in the world. Every Spider-based costume is done. Mine doesn’t even have anything to do with a spider except sort of my pit-webs.

Wow, I need a new costume. Where’s Jan when you need her?

Isn't buying a bootlegged bobblehead of someone a proposal of marriage in some countries? And, yeah, okay, that thing is kinda cute.

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:43:10 -0400

If it is I’ve never heard of it, but I take full responsibility for my actions and promise to be the best spouse in the world.

It’s cute but I’m still bitter I don’t have one. They could call her Arachnid-Female (hyphen not optional)! She basically sells herself, come on. Maybe I need a costume update to get merch.

imalittlebroken

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:40:36 -0400

originalwebslinger:

imalittlebroken:

originalwebslinger:

Hey Jess!

How’s it going?

Petey!

As well as it can be with, you know, secret S.H.I.E.L.D. operative stuff. I spent the last 3 months on a beach. Best. Mission. Ever.

What?..

Am I the only Avenger that doesn’t get the cool missions. I swear all I see are New Yorks various and never ending sewers. I think I fund the laundromat all on my own.

It was a SHIELD mission, not an Avengers mission. Work for SHIELD and you can go all kinds of places. But next time I am on an Avengers assignment, I’ll request you to come with. But you can’t wear your mask. Too hot, you’ll sweat like crazy. Plus, my missions are usually undercover. As in no Spider-things.

Isn't that what Sue Storm calls i-- wait, go back. I have bobblehead? And I wasn't aware of this... why?

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:37:00 -0400

Might as well call you Binary again because that was a wicked burn, heyooooo.

Also, it’s a bootleg. Technically not you. Which is why you are not aware of it. Her name is Lieutenant Marvelous. I think she’s cute.

imalittlebroken

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:17:38 -0400

originalwebslinger:

Hey Jess!

How’s it going?

Petey!

As well as it can be with, you know, secret S.H.I.E.L.D. operative stuff. I spent the last 3 months on a beach. Best. Mission. Ever.

No, but I kept my old one and I can just use that as a swimsuit or something. I think Chewie chewed through my last bikini. And you should /really/ get over your weird crush on Namor. It's kinda creepy.

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:11:00 -0400

Ooh, good. Throwback swimsuit. It’s vintage. People will be asking you “hey, where’d you get that cool Ms. Marvel bathing suit!” because they don’t make them. We would have to be A-list to get merchandise like that. Well, you’re teetering on the edge. I have your bobblehead.

And I so don’t have a bloody crush on him. He’s an ass. But he wears short shorts and/or tights and I can appreciate that. Plus, I said we’re defending the earth from him not snogging him.

Well, you missed me getting my new digs. Say hello to the new Captain Marvel. (And I'm all over it, just let me know where to be.)

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 13:40:00 -0400

Perfect! I’ll talk to Steve. Maybe we can get transferred, you know, be a permanent team there. The Beach Avengers!!, saving the world from angry crabs and disgruntled Atlantean Princes! Captain Marvel and….. I’ll stick with Spider-woman for now but I’ll have you know just because you’re Captain doesn’t make you head of this team. My beach, my rules.

Does that costume come in a bikini? You’ll need it.