imalittlebroken

originalwebslinger:

imalittlebroken:

originalwebslinger:

Hey Jess!

How’s it going?

Petey! 

As well as it can be with, you know, secret S.H.I.E.L.D. operative stuff.  I spent the last 3 months on a beach. Best. Mission. Ever. 

What?..

Am I the only Avenger that doesn’t get the cool missions. I swear all I see are New Yorks various and never ending sewers. I think I fund the laundromat all on my own. 

It was a SHIELD mission, not an Avengers mission. Work for SHIELD and you can go all kinds of places. But next time I am on an Avengers assignment, I’ll request you to come with. But you can’t wear your mask. Too hot, you’ll sweat like crazy. Plus, my missions are usually undercover. As in no Spider-things.