imalittlebroken
Hey Jess!
How’s it going?
Petey!
As well as it can be with, you know, secret S.H.I.E.L.D. operative stuff. I spent the last 3 months on a beach. Best. Mission. Ever.
What?..
Am I the only Avenger that doesn’t get the cool missions. I swear all I see are New Yorks various and never ending sewers. I think I fund the laundromat all on my own.
It was a SHIELD mission, not an Avengers mission. Work for SHIELD and you can go all kinds of places. But next time I am on an Avengers assignment, I’ll request you to come with. But you can’t wear your mask. Too hot, you’ll sweat like crazy. Plus, my missions are usually undercover. As in no Spider-things.
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