(Source: miranda-priestley)
dontladymeson asked: How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad? Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad. I'm the kind of gal who laughs at a funera.l Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will. I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve. I have a history of taking off my shirt~ (Shut up I'm listening to shitty music, you do it to me)
I most certainly do not do it to you because I do not listen to “”“shitty”” music, thank you very much. My taste in music is the pinnacle of greatness and you know it. Except that one year. But everyone had a Linkin Park phase. Everyone.
imalittlebroken
Sorry. Spider-man-child. I’m sad I missed it, did your aunt throw you a bar mitzvah? I bet it was a real to-do.
Was there cake involved? Because I take back everything I said if I get cake out of it.
Yeah we had a huge party at Avengers mansion. Everyone was invited. Except… Er, I think yours got lost in the mail?
Oh. Secret missions and all that, sort of don’t have a lot of time to check my personal mail. I accept your implied apology and..
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I want cake.

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You stare at my butt when you’re fighting?
No! … Mostly. Mmmmost of the time. I pay attention to the fight! I’m a multitasker. It’s one of my many positive traits. I can concentrate on things even in the face of such distractions as your arse.
Hey! Don’t you call my butt a distraction just ‘cause it looks good in latex.
It’s a compliment! And, okay, not to be crude, but it wouldn’t have a blog dedicated to it if it didn’t catch some kind of notice. From me or otherwise.
Don’t read too much into your eyes never being off my behind?
Exactly. And they’re not never off your behind. I look at other stuff, when we’re actually fighting. Honestly.
You stare at my butt when you’re fighting?
No! … Mostly. Mmmmost of the time. I pay attention to the fight! I’m a multitasker. It’s one of my many positive traits. I can concentrate on things even in the face of such distractions as your arse.
imalittlebroken replied to your link: There is a blog dedicated to my butt.
Instantaneous follow.You stare at my butt in real life, why do you need a blog for it?
I’m just making sure you look good, don’t read too much into it. I am also jealous that I didn’t think of the idea first.
Don’t read too much into your eyes never being off my behind?
Exactly. And they’re not never off your behind. I look at other stuff, when we’re actually fighting. Honestly.
(Source: augwins)
imalittlebroken replied to your link: There is a blog dedicated to my butt.
Instantaneous follow.You stare at my butt in real life, why do you need a blog for it?
I’m just making sure you look good, don’t read too much into it. I am also jealous that I didn’t think of the idea first.

